If anyone would like to be an associate editor for this blog, please e-mail me a one word resume.
Please do not send anything longer than one word. I have a very old computer.
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About Me
- Chad Hatfield
- It was my mother who gave birth to me. I was much younger at the time. I am told that from the time I was born, I continued to grow larger and larger. Sometimes when someone hadn’t seen me for a couple of years, they’d remark, “My, how you have grown!” That’s what kind of tipped me off that this whole growth process was happening. I grew in other ways too. For example, I learned to talk, camp, kind of mosey around a lot, and communicate through dance. I continued to grow bigger all this time. And then at some point, all the growing stopped and I stayed the same size. However, I retained the ability to talk and camp without any noticeable decline. At no point during my growing phase did I ever grow gills or sprout wings or do anything else to cause me to believe that I was some kind of half-bird, half-fish type of creature. Other than that there is nothing else to note about me.
9 comments:
Kumquat.
eDit,er
After careful consideration, I have narrowed it down to two probably qualified individuals.
Harvard
We have a third contender.
Well done.
excellentalways.schoolishardbutnobigdeal.thebest
Still looking at the three contenders.
I will keep you all posted.
Is the associate editor job still open? My dog would be great for the job -- his word is woofarena
pleasegivemethejob
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