Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Santa Tracking Report

The latest report just came in. Santa ran into a little weather situation (mini tsunami) and is still flying over Indonesia.

The odds of him making it farther west than England is pretty grim.

Children in the Americas should be informed that although Christmas may be fruitless, all indicators are pointing to a big Easter.

More updates as they come in.

5 comments:

barrito said...

I just told my sister's kids. It did not go over well. I hope for a miracle. Everyone is upset.

Jared and Melissa said...

A miracle has occured! Santa made it here!

Henry said...

Happy Birthday Chad--barrito is the best.

barrito said...

He never come again -- like always. My brother had to buy all the presents for his kids himself. Then the kids cried "Oh Santa. Oh Santa. You are so good."

I told them they were wrong but my brother told them I was crazy. What a Christmas!

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