Topic: Solid Financial Planning in Tough Times and Weight Loss

If you want to lose weight, instead of getting a liposuction, go for a C-section. You lose weight with both, but with the C-section, you get a kid for free.

How to scare a scare crow

One of the hardest things ever to do is scare a scare crow. I tried dressing up like fire, but I was burned too badly by the time I got to the cornfield to do anything. But he could probably hear my screaming from a distance and that probably at least unsettled him a little.