Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Sockology

When I encounter a difficult problem, I usually treat it like I would newly washed socks. I fold up the problem and put it away in a drawer. Then later the next day when I’m calmed down, I’ll get the socks out. I’ll put them on my hands and make them attack me. When they’ve got me pinned, I’ll scream and rip the socks off and throw them into the hamper.

Most of my problems are from having too many socks.

2 comments:

Henry said...

What time was it when you wrote this??

Chad and Amy said...

Now I see where Mitchell learned his sock hands trick.